j6:

baconeatsyou:

j6:

will i gain super powers like venom from spiderman if i suck my turtle’s penis

Well that one hell of an origin story…

i don’t remember making this post

gurosebe:

coutois:

6 months in jail for being a responsible father.


breaking terms that were secretly modified without his knowledge

What the fuck is wrong with the world

gurosebe:

coutois:

6 months in jail for being a responsible father.

breaking terms that were secretly modified without his knowledge

What the fuck is wrong with the world

sorry:

when a plan sounds good in your head:

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but then you try it out in real life:

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(via ugly)